He's still out there. At work. Being productive. If you have information about his whereabouts, we want to hear it.
SPOTTED: Mystery rider seen fleeing Stockholm at speed. Witnesses report 'very cool'.
EXCLUSIVE: Outdoor gym equipment found completely destroyed. One suspect.
CAPTURED: Subject photographed on single-gear bicycle in crowded street. Face obscured.
SOURCES CONFIRM: Alcohol-free. Every time. Without exception.
DEVELOPING: Man matching description seen running uphill in rain. Voluntarily.
“I saw a motorbike blur by. I think it was Slavi. He was very cool.”
— Anonymous colleague“The outdoor gym near our house is completely worn down – I think I saw Slavi there every night!”
— "Max"“I thought I saw him order a beer once – but it was alcohol free...”
— "Björn"“He used to work with people – but now his only colleagues are machine agents...”
— Anonymous colleague“I heard he moved just to run up a hill.”
— Innocent bystander“I've seen his bike – only one gear...”
— "Max"
